i watch the monitor melt
in an icicle
in an icicle
IM chats, so hard 2 read.
License-plate-itis?
License-plate-itis?
creative commons license
can't buy beer with it
can't buy beer with it
Wanna get on the Fame Wall?
Talk dirty to them.
Talk dirty to them.
Grass stains, grease, and ground-in mud.
(Hope szetela's right...)
(Hope szetela's right...)
The 'net, like sun-soaked raptor...
Nah, that's just stupid.
Nah, that's just stupid.
Rusty "Parker" Shackleford?
Now it all makes sense!
Now it all makes sense!
Cybertanks crawl, scan for puns...
THERE! Aim the Tourette's!
THERE! Aim the Tourette's!
an Archie Bunker of Zen
can I b1 too?
can I b1 too?
well, back to the internet
surfin USA
surfin USA
I put my right foot in, and
Rusty the left foot
Rusty the left foot
Rusty nails another brick
in the wall of fame
in the wall of fame
Wyoming dynasty mourned
Multiple networks
Multiple networks
Everybody'd be surfin'
Like Frank Zapp-i-yay.
Like Frank Zapp-i-yay.
oops, post removed by author
the surfer wipes out
the surfer wipes out
With the whole world to explore,
we get this poem!
we get this poem!
Self-centered commentary
on personal guilt.
on personal guilt.
I swear to you, Ursula
Awgeez has good points
Awgeez has good points
know where mugshots get taken?
that's right - the pokey
that's right - the pokey
Frank's hokey barrage... what's he?
The b1 bomber?
The b1 bomber?
Self-centered guilt, yet it's shared.
Paradoxical?
Paradoxical?
Ursula, why criticize?
Guide by example.
Guide by example.
Apple hangs from knowlege tree,
Microsoft takes bytes.
Microsoft takes bytes.
Uh-oh! I would yell out "DUCK!"
But Rusty might hear.
But Rusty might hear.
The oxymoronic Web:
Organized Chaos.
Organized Chaos.
Shoot the firewall, surf the ‘net,
hang ten on the Web.
hang ten on the Web.
If ports controlled by Arabs,
can I still connect?
can I still connect?
philosophical question?
Wusty, you wascal!
Wusty, you wascal!
Posts restricted to cabling?
Sadness; choka ends.
Sadness; choka ends.
"Rule of Internet choka"?
it's a lawless place
it's a lawless place
I'd love Lucy to post here.
Battle on, Xena!
Battle on, Xena!
no gag orders on this site
sight, word gags wanted
sight, word gags wanted
a veritable wild west
is the internet
is the internet
or is it the World Wide Web
that is the wild thing?
that is the wild thing?
Posting on the world wide web...
World wide web... (Wide... Web.)
World wide web... (Wide... Web.)
sight gags wasted on blind dates
... gag me with a spoon
... gag me with a spoon
the choka post editor
is a gait keeper
is a gait keeper
punslingers! it's "Punfight at
the Chokay Chorale"
the Chokay Chorale"
Here at Choka Post Office,
See wanted posters.
See wanted posters.
quit horsing around, Rusty -
no frickin' wrappers
no frickin' wrappers
What shall we call these zealots?
Chokists? Chokati?
Chokists? Chokati?
Here's a gag order for ya:
"I'll have tofu, please."
"I'll have tofu, please."
I'm Sadducee it that way
but I'm no Zealot
but I'm no Zealot
Sorry 'bout the foodist post.
I've picky taste, buds.
I've picky taste, buds.
Next... Choka Choka Bang Bang,
With Frank and Rusty.
With Frank and Rusty.
Too many zealots around?
Zealot on eBay!
Zealot on eBay!
FZ Dawg, Rust Parky Park.
Two famous wrappers.
Two famous wrappers.
I never type "LOL"...
But "ouga choka"...
But "ouga choka"...
"it's fantasmagorical!"
the 'net is, that is
the 'net is, that is
About those Danish cartoons...
Is Allah gory?
Is Allah gory?
House fades to dark around me
Screen glows bright and clear
Screen glows bright and clear
Discontinuous Choka;
Pass the Ritalin.
Pass the Ritalin.
Adventures of Hyper Man
job George Reeves turned down
job George Reeves turned down
I'll be ritalin you with
holes that was so bad
holes that was so bad
but must wait til after my
hunt with Dick Cheney
hunt with Dick Cheney
Fishing with Cheney? Careful!
You'll prob'ly get hooked!
You'll prob'ly get hooked!
"I would fish with Dick." Agree?
(It's a fishing poll.)
(It's a fishing poll.)
Ritalin's hard to swallow.
I choka on it.
I choka on it.
"A bird!" "A plane!" "Hyper Man!"
Can't these folks focus?
Can't these folks focus?
awgeez idles aimlessly.
Pizza Hut no good ?
Pizza Hut no good ?
Choka, not inside joka...
But welcome, N-dub!
But welcome, N-dub!
Razorback2 gone - who cares ?
Kad keeps my mule warm.
Kad keeps my mule warm.
DRM? Give up, Sony!
Your dream is all wet.
Your dream is all wet.
We used to praise it, but now...
We jab at the Hut.
We jab at the Hut.
Greek pie: feta and olives
no anchovies please
no anchovies please
Did Rusty make a wrong turn?
In Albuquerque?
In Albuquerque?
'You Don't Mess Around with Jim'
internet portent?
internet portent?
Leaving Las Vargas? Nick Cage
fights with the bottle
fights with the bottle
but we all know that choka
is the real bloodsport
is the real bloodsport
positively primeval
lust for blood runs deep
lust for blood runs deep
ouga choka ouga ou
ga ouga choka
ga ouga choka
ya, Mr. Girly-Man - see
my full pumptential
my full pumptential
"Don't tug on Hyper Man's cape..."
('Cause it's distracting.)
('Cause it's distracting.)
Agreed -- internet poor tent.
Newspaper better.
Newspaper better.
Let's see... You're here to... wait, what???
To pump <clap> me up?
To pump <clap> me up?
Thanks, but they fit you better.
You should keep the pumps.
You should keep the pumps.
Throwing Carvey at me? Welllll...
Isn't that special?
Isn't that special?
(sigh) f... z... d... r... p... p...
You see? I'm not spam.
You see? I'm not spam.
Virtual ritalin works,
Choka coalesced.
Choka coalesced.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who?
Not haiku! Choka!
Not haiku! Choka!
internet match promoters
in it for pizza?
in it for pizza?
choka knock knock chokes too much
haikwit. . . naw, I'm back
haikwit. . . naw, I'm back
better go to church, lady
you'd best start praying
you'd best start praying
Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster
Works in Choka too !
Works in Choka too !
Keyboard failure; letter dead.
*an't do Google sear*h.
*an't do Google sear*h.
This Choka you can not wear
But may wear on you
But may wear on you
Frank and Rusty, sent by 'net.
What a twisted pair!
What a twisted pair!
iThinks of music iLikes.
iTunes my iPod.
iTunes my iPod.
Sometimes this seems so senseless.
Sometimes must add sense.
Sometimes must add sense.
"Choka On It" -- ends in four?
b1's 'countable.
b1's 'countable.
Coder laziness abounds.
I just bought 1 books.
I just bought 1 books.
when living in cyberspace
am I still myself?
am I still myself?
manure spreaders on the farm?
excel to spread sheet
excel to spread sheet
compost first 'til microsoft
before you spread it
before you spread it
a PowerfulPoint, zapp, you
should run for Office
should run for Office
I want to rule Choka ... or
does Choka rule me?
does Choka rule me?
Office claustrophobia -
I went to the woods
I went to the woods
Choka back to peacefulness.
Thoreauly great post.
Thoreauly great post.
internet very thoreau
google anything!
google anything!
the net emersonian:
it's transcendental
it's transcendental
I'm not addicted! Really!
Watch, I'll quit right now.
Watch, I'll quit right now.
Maybe later. Look! A dog!
(Where's that ritalin?)
(Where's that ritalin?)
When I'm in "reality"...
Am I still awgeez?
Am I still awgeez?
Fingers screw up URLs.
Must have typo blood.
Must have typo blood.
what's a pessimist's blood type?
it's B-negative
it's B-negative
net sure is spooky at night
when you're all alone
when you're all alone
52 kbps.
Why the slow refresh?
Why the slow refresh?
Choka pun madness ensues
Naughty boy, awgeez.
Naughty boy, awgeez.
awgeez livin' in the blog?
comes from chokan home
comes from chokan home
my present reality?
nothing in my head
nothing in my head
well, except for that couplet
dang, here's another!
dang, here's another!
(those fall under "quantity")
must feed the choka
must feed the choka
or is it the other way?
I kant remember
I kant remember
Stuntmen making channel jumps,
Land with pizza roll.
Land with pizza roll.
Caution, intrepid watchers:
Filling may be hot.
Filling may be hot.
eat enough pizza rolls they'll
need body doubles
need body doubles
two hours til gun goes off
then, tv hurdles
then, tv hurdles
better than tv hurling
cheap Letterman trick
cheap Letterman trick
me, I lettered in tv
watching in college
watching in college
Late night infomercial junk.
Then, TV curdles.
Then, TV curdles.
better than tv curling
god, I hate that sport
god, I hate that sport
Kant put my finger on it...
I told him, "Stop that."
I told him, "Stop that."
Teenage Mutant Ninja dudes?
Then, TV Turtles!
Then, TV Turtles!
Kant versus Hume in choka
cagefight - whatta card!
cagefight - whatta card!
I'll bury, then exhume you!
I Kant lose, sucka
I Kant lose, sucka
you Kantyass, you Kant win -
I'm super Humean
I'm super Humean
fight promoter Kant be found
must be watching tv
must be watching tv
huumm. "Choose an identity."
Hume to be today?
Hume to be today?
Who can fly like Hyper Man?
Well, I guess Clark Kant.
Well, I guess Clark Kant.
boob tube in one more hour
tension is building
tension is building
Batman fights riddlin' but he
now likes the Choka
now likes the Choka
a couplet for each channel
would up the choka
would up the choka
not that old chestnut again
just let it go man
just let it go man
glory of eating too much
fudge," singeth b1
fudge," singeth b1
fudge wrappers guaranteed to
preserve fudge freshness
preserve fudge freshness
h-o-k-e-q-q-y
word to verify!
word to verify!
a true internet portent
hokey pokey rules!
hokey pokey rules!
overheard in the chat room:
wow! "my head asplode"
wow! "my head asplode"
I'm back, caught up. Great event!
Frank, I'll try to help...
Frank, I'll try to help...
yay! awgeez to the rescue
choka crowd relieved!
choka crowd relieved!
"I don't change channels so they
must change me." (Ick. Wrap.)
must change me." (Ick. Wrap.)
Billy Joel predicted this?
26 years back?
26 years back?
awgeez here -- I'm on color.
Frank is play-by-play.
Frank is play-by-play.
You see, Frank, to avoid sleep...
They must stay awake.
They must stay awake.
IM chat helps play-by-play
and color also?
and color also?
I know that feeling as well
will go to bed soon
will go to bed soon
then you will be on your own
choka on, awgeez!
choka on, awgeez!
IM to booth -- not hooked up.
Techs working on it.
Techs working on it.
if you lose big at poker
you will hurl for sure
you will hurl for sure
Poker sport? Well, is choka?
Guess I made your point.
Guess I made your point.
Same for me. Off the air soon.
(Star-Spangled Banner)
(Star-Spangled Banner)
but I'm not riveted to ...
oops, I guess I am
oops, I guess I am
Poker announcer? Easy!
No couplets requir'd.
No couplets requir'd.
Two guys talking 'bout two guys...
Talking 'bout two guys.
Talking 'bout two guys.
See -- Sirius and XM?
They're competitors.
They're competitors.
No one's gone to 880.
Some have tried, and failed.
Some have tried, and failed.
SK, TV. b1, not.
They've trained all their lives.
They've trained all their lives.
This is nothing like football.
Much like turnips aren't.
Much like turnips aren't.
Sorry, Frank? Lost connection.
Missing syllable.
Missing syllable.
but I don't turn up my nose
at football, either
at football, either
Is this thing on? Phh-phh. Phhhhhh.
Changing channels soon.
Changing channels soon.
My commentary's stupid.
Must be Maddening.
Must be Maddening.
Brought to you by Ritalin!
Kids can do much more!
Kids can do much more!
Right there, right there! Circle that!
BOOM! A kid's mind, blown.
BOOM! A kid's mind, blown.
.7 hours in six days.
Keep up with the mean.
Keep up with the mean.
Um, sorry... I missed that, Frank.
What do the bulls ride?
What do the bulls ride?
this is the Super Bowl III
of choka riding
of choka riding
Namath guaranteed vict'ry.
People all said bull.
People all said bull.
Kennedy was president...
Where's my turkey leg?
Where's my turkey leg?
"awgeez!" is it time to go
to bed already?
to bed already?
you are on your own big guy
see you in a.m.
see you in a.m.
b1 claims to know future.
That's a sign of stress.
That's a sign of stress.
on The Truman Show we watch
Truman as he sleeps
Truman as he sleeps
no play by play was needed
for nighttime Truman
for nighttime Truman
Watchers? Watch for Borderline.
Best of luck tonight.
Best of luck tonight.
For Frank... awgeez signing off.
More cov'rage later.
More cov'rage later.
We now rejoin the choka,
In its entirety.
In its entirety.
Do you know Namath's nickname?
Joe Willy White Shoes
Joe Willy White Shoes
Internet's Andy Warhol:
B1-66
B1-66
did I leave the TV on?
nope, just the Warhol
nope, just the Warhol
raise funds! bottle and can drive!
get deposits back!
get deposits back!
it's like painting by numbers
spelling with flickr
spelling with flickr
rugrats should not be smoking
until All Growed Up
until All Growed Up
thought you were Madden at me
Dynamic Duo
Dynamic Duo
Rusty is a nice color
he tans easily
he tans easily
Color now with Rusty tinge.
(awgeez called away.)
(awgeez called away.)
need to synchronize watches
for timely choka
for timely choka
"Now get the hell off my screen."
followed by jewelry
followed by jewelry
Zappai stole that last couplet
from the IM chat
from the IM chat
back to our regularly
scheduled chokaing
scheduled chokaing
Damn IE pop-ups bursting
"GO GO MOZILLA!"
"GO GO MOZILLA!"
Should I be me or young girl
Login and Publish?
Login and Publish?
"Oh these wicked webs we weave"
Bedtime come and gone
Bedtime come and gone
Should have Googled that last quote
Went alone and Choka'd
Went alone and Choka'd
Still awake and Chokaing
Will I never sleep
Will I never sleep
"Some call me the Space Cowboy"
Anonymity!
Anonymity!
"Profile Not Available"
Where is Special K?
Where is Special K?
If I stay here long enough
Maybe I won't suck
Maybe I won't suck
My RPG might reset
Oh tiipsi dot com
Oh tiipsi dot com
Clearly I'm attention starved
Please leave a comment?
Please leave a comment?
Intercepting Messages
NSA sees all
NSA sees all
Why Dictionary dot com?
Because I'm not God.
Because I'm not God.
Just one more post; Last Choka!
Unlucky thirteen...
Unlucky thirteen...
Should free expression pair with
Anonymity?
Anonymity?
Cat dragged RAM to litter box.
Now it's Jonny Cache.
Now it's Jonny Cache.
Site tried to help; left breadcrumbs.
Who the heck ate 'em?
Who the heck ate 'em?
Need Relief but playing on-line
Oh NO! Downloaded!
Oh NO! Downloaded!
And next... Eight Are Too Many,
Starring Ricky D.
Starring Ricky D.
Sorry, Ricky... No offense.
Just had to be done!
Just had to be done!
--== cut-off for choka wall-of-fame week 3 ==--
Szetelas from in szebanks...
They know five from six!
They know five from six!
Choka karma watches, waits.
You can count on me.
You can count on me.
Scared I'll break counting fingers.
(Or break counting thumb.)
(Or break counting thumb.)
Ghost town, posting Sunday night.
Tumbleweeds go by.
Tumbleweeds go by.
Lazy me, I slept last night.
You all watched TV.
You all watched TV.
Frank is catching Z's, I guess.
Soon he'll be Zzzzzzappai.
Soon he'll be Zzzzzzappai.
(Karma comment isn't clear.
I meant watching me.)
I meant watching me.)
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