Time to show off my 133+ speak
Aw geez I got pwned
Aw geez I got pwned
This Choka is getting long.
How long can it go?
How long can it go?
Pizza fund says: "I'm lonely...
No one clicks on me"
No one clicks on me"
So be a pal, give a click
But please be discreet
But please be discreet
Frank back from his zzzzzziesta
well rested, clean socks
well rested, clean socks
morning's email all the same
"Zappai, get a life."
"Zappai, get a life."
undeterred, I choka on
all in 7-5
all in 7-5
'net is better than tv
choka not on tube
choka not on tube
Joel asks how long can it go?
that's a good question
that's a good question
googled "world's longest poem"
you don't wanna know
you don't wanna know
undeterred, I choka on
but how 'bout 8-6?
but how 'bout 8-6?
Ah, noon time. Check some web sites.
Choka, down some lunch.
Choka, down some lunch.
I eat. They stare. I give in.
Byte, Choka? AdSense?
Byte, Choka? AdSense?
awgeez "ahead of his time"
clearly that was it
clearly that was it
8-6 prob'ly wouldn't fly.
8-6 86'd.
8-6 86'd.
"Oops, I crashed the blog server.
Sorry 'bout that, chief!"
Sorry 'bout that, chief!"
flights of imagination
in every couplet
in every couplet
We are a united blog.
(Cue the Gershwin tune.)
(Cue the Gershwin tune.)
Wrapped back 'round to Ritalin.
Gorsh, in record time!
Gorsh, in record time!
but it's better to burn out
than to fade away
than to fade away
coz every girl is crazy
’bout a sharp dressed man
’bout a sharp dressed man
Filled with nubile forms galore
Taunts another websight
Taunts another websight
The path of least resistance
feels good underfoot
feels good underfoot
the Internet Resistance
Movement lost its way
Movement lost its way
Resist movement, internet?
Dolphins should do that.
Dolphins should do that.
The IRM: big success?
How are we to know?
How are we to know?
Gesar Lines: 1.5 mil.
Us:1500.
Us:1500.
Net verses Chinese Annals:
Youth is on our side.
Youth is on our side.
Quest: To Defeat King Gesar.
How? Press the Gesar.
How? Press the Gesar.
Choka in Newspaper? T.V.?
Volume chokes choka?
Volume chokes choka?
If we vanquish King Gesar,
Pizza all around?
Pizza all around?
Tons of cash! Italy trip!
Tower of pizza!
Tower of pizza!
inspirational couplets
youth beats old geezer
youth beats old geezer
Internet slow during day,
really fast at night.
really fast at night.
Existential internet,
expands, hence it is.
expands, hence it is.
Couplets are to Choka as
Search is to Google.
Search is to Google.
Network caps, peeps pack row ten.
One line palindrome.
One line palindrome.
My nice cupholder just broke.
It was 16x.
It was 16x.
Harness the web and ride it.
Hold on to the reins!
Hold on to the reins!
Not just Blue Collar workers…
Site Development.
Site Development.
You might be a redneck if…
you compute outdoors.
you compute outdoors.
Hootie and The Blowfish say,
"Dolphins make me cry."
"Dolphins make me cry."
What keeps cows from Choka'ing?
Many silly bulls.
Many silly bulls.
(Read that last one to a cow.
Milk came out her nose.)
Milk came out her nose.)
Workin’ it: Tunes, Earth, Word, more
All windows open
All windows open
"Read The World's Longest Choka"
Did I break the site?
Did I break the site?
although the choka may bend
it will never break
it will never break
Choka made unbreakable?
Adamantium?
Adamantium?
"Perspicacious Poets ply!"
Cheering Choka chums.
Cheering Choka chums.
Super Man adamantly
denies steroid use
denies steroid use
Zappai and I not the same -
we're just fishing chums
we're just fishing chums
Superman surfs carefully.
No enkrypted sites.
No enkrypted sites.
choka is whale of a poem
call me Ishmael
call me Ishmael
Love to call you, Ishmael.
But you're unlisted.
But you're unlisted.
Want Adam Ant on FM?
Switch tuner off AUX.
Switch tuner off AUX.
I thought Queequeg paid the bill
online three day lag
online three day lag
"Hokey what it's all about?"
inescapable
inescapable
"Pokey what it's all about?"
unanswerable
unanswerable
"Will Zapp ever let it go?"
most improbable
most improbable
hokey pokey trivia?
google and find out
google and find out
Went to see a Choka fight.
Hokey game broke out.
Hokey game broke out.
canuck hokey team choka'd
at Torino games
at Torino games
Pound, four one, six nine, nine one.
Web site feels so blue.
Web site feels so blue.
"Stupid song's stuck in my head.
No, literally!"
No, literally!"
wireless innernet tunes
soundtrack of our lives
soundtrack of our lives
Maybe Art Clokey authored
the Hokey Pokey
the Hokey Pokey
Interesting UK fact
It's Hokey Cokey
It's Hokey Cokey
Jimmy Buffett meets Loki?
Margaritaville?
Margaritaville?
Thinking Choka all day long
Only to forget
Only to forget
Alarm beeps; you ignore it
Choka ruins lunch
Choka ruins lunch
write our one thousandth couplet
win free fries and drink!
win free fries and drink!
drink at 'net fount of knowledge?
or rinse, spit, repeat?
or rinse, spit, repeat?
Fries brain, instead of wins fries
Writes thousand on own
Writes thousand on own
Put right hand in... OOPS! Coke can!
Desk is all Cokey.
Desk is all Cokey.
Jimmy Buffet sings low key.
Still, his voice is high.
Still, his voice is high.
please wrap my pizza to go
in a pizza box
in a pizza box
and leave my dog out of it
-the pizza box, that is
-the pizza box, that is
some meteorite pizza
what Superman orders
what Superman orders
papajohns deals in volume
just like the choka
just like the choka
no mention of the mugshot?
that's what really irks
that's what really irks
I use that mug for drinking
cold Choka Cola
cold Choka Cola
it's the pause that refreshes
drink in the choka
drink in the choka
Choka adaptation deal?
Nic Cage plays two parts.
Nic Cage plays two parts.
Hungry for substance - oh shame!
I gorge on choka
I gorge on choka
moving out and out and out
it takes forever
it takes forever
Choka fillers must be good.
b1 'vite 'em in!
b1 'vite 'em in!
choka tastes great! less filling!
but volume matters
but volume matters
Volume? Lots. Weighty? Somewhat.
See, we're not so dense.
See, we're not so dense.
b1: "Mugshot? Thanks, spudnut."
Frank: "Don't mention it."
Frank: "Don't mention it."
in the <head> hides my intent
<META>stopheles
<META>stopheles
Rarely <META> pun that good.
Like your <STYLE>, Ms. Hoo.
Like your <STYLE>, Ms. Hoo.
"Where the devil did he go?"
"Think he's in the head."
"Think he's in the head."
Guinness record poem's stout!
Long, long way to go.
Long, long way to go.
Non-breaking space? Use with care!
(Shows your indentions.)
(Shows your indentions.)
Hope Neil Young will remember:
We need him around.
We need him around.
Superhighway, drive and crash.
Auto-indented.
Auto-indented.
Self-centered text? Not again!
I said "align-left"!
I said "align-left"!
narcissistic text problems?
find self in others
find self in others
country's left-leaning margins
part of our problem
part of our problem
Align one side, other's wrong.
Justification?
Justification?
Sorry 'bout the politics.
I was in a rush.
I was in a rush.
"Goldschlager?! Hardly know her!"
Pun that never dies.
Pun that never dies.
"Headline: Ricky D gunned down."
The day the Pun died.
The day the Pun died.
Who's your fave Choka poet?
Let's make Trading Cards!
Let's make Trading Cards!
One that I would need to have:
Awgeez Rookie Card!
Awgeez Rookie Card!
Rusty, don't shoot Ricky D!
I might just be verse!
I might just be verse!
Internet trumps alcohol?
I should be drinking!
I should be drinking!
Thanks, RD. I wouldn't say:
"Aw geez, Ricky card!"
"Aw geez, Ricky card!"
Choka slowed my drinking time
Almost lost my buzz
Almost lost my buzz
Clicks: right, Counts: left, and Types: both.
Info for my card.
Info for my card.
Ricky D sighs with relief
Then gets Choka'd up
Then gets Choka'd up
My first quote appears on mine;
"GO GO MOZILLA!"
"GO GO MOZILLA!"
Choka takes so long to load;
Anyone Dial up?
Anyone Dial up?
Good things come to those who wait.
(Or, if not, Choka.)
(Or, if not, Choka.)
Look, my first imbedded link!
The world will soon kneel.
The world will soon kneel.
'Bout the Spam thing -- I am scared.
Spammee or Spammer?
Spammee or Spammer?
First a chain, and then a link?
Effect before cause?
Effect before cause?
Rusty savors our locked jaws
"Silence is Golden"
"Silence is Golden"
No...what I really saber?
"Silence of the Lambs"
"Silence of the Lambs"
great film with fava beans and
a nice chianti
a nice chianti
bad chianti? buyers - whine!
demand money back
demand money back
not vewy funny, Wusty
can't hewp how I tawk
can't hewp how I tawk
Take coins! Or face crushing hordes!
What's in your wallet?
What's in your wallet?
Drivers wanted. Small wonder.
Chi-town revenue.
Chi-town revenue.
Drink too much with my book club
get to drunk too spell
get to drunk too spell
Just make my life easier
Give it a close box
Give it a close box
swirling bytes and detritus
never the same twice
never the same twice
Japan Army take over?
a high coup, of course
a high coup, of course
that's a flagrant "groaner foul"
Zapp: penalty box
Zapp: penalty box
I'm coup coup for Choka buffs!
(Make some room there, Frank.)
(Make some room there, Frank.)
Frank shrouded in mystery
Does he have a job
Does he have a job
buff choka punsters lift waits
in long ski lines stand
in long ski lines stand
just don't choka in the buff
common decency
common decency
of course I have a job Rick
I get paid weakly
I get paid weakly
Poets "do it" here at length
Common decency?
Common decency?
long choka too exciting?
take a cold shower
take a cold shower
come back refreshed with clean sock
oops I meant clean socks
oops I meant clean socks
they will study the Choka!
or, well ... its Cliffs Notes
or, well ... its Cliffs Notes
that's a book I never read
1984
1984
Need authentic author name.
"A. W. Geez"
"A. W. Geez"
I recalled the root password.
Give me my root beer.
Give me my root beer.
how do you make a whale float?
root beer, ice cream, whale
root beer, ice cream, whale
How do you make a whale float?
Whole lot of roses.
Whole lot of roses.
Dead Writers Society?
Posts you must honor.
Posts you must honor.
Memory: Time translated.
Parsed. Compiled. Defrag’ed.
Parsed. Compiled. Defrag’ed.
spinning discs and memory sticks
you I can delete
you I can delete
but grey matter resists and
damn cookies persist
damn cookies persist
memory’s no friend to grieving
reboot me now. please.
reboot me now. please.
Recycle Bin? What's the point?
Just delete these files!
Just delete these files!
I know I'll never want them.
I should purge them now.
I should purge them now.
Yet somehow, I keep them there.
Though I can't say why.
Though I can't say why.
I go on, and work on things.
The files lie in wait.
The files lie in wait.
Some days I can't stand them there.
I need more disk space!
I need more disk space!
I calm myself. Don't be dumb.
Find some space elsewhere.
Find some space elsewhere.
One day, I sense something strange.
When did this occur?
When did this occur?
I wonder, Did I forget?
...No, that's not quite right.
...No, that's not quite right.
Wow. I guess that I'm just shocked.
I am bothered less.
I am bothered less.
I have less anxiety.
I can get things done.
I can get things done.
Then one day, in the future.
I need something back.
I need something back.
I know where: those files I saved.
But, I fret. Which one?
But, I fret. Which one?
Many files were tossed in there.
How to find just one?
How to find just one?
I dread the lengthy file search.
Mustn't get bogged down.
Mustn't get bogged down.
Cautiously, I open up.
I look in the Bin.
I look in the Bin.
I expect cacophony,
But it's not so bad.
But it's not so bad.
I go right to what I sought.
I'm surprised, I think.
I'm surprised, I think.
I think, I'd have purged this stuff?
Why would I do that?
Why would I do that?
I want these files after all.
They are integral.
They are integral.
I'm relieved that they're not gone.
Thanks, Recycle Bin.
Thanks, Recycle Bin.
awgeez impressive display
not just trash talking
not just trash talking
Crush the picture into bits,
Give each one a name.
Give each one a name.
Just an aproximation,
Call me j p g.
Call me j p g.
Digital information
with analog dreams.
with analog dreams.
Two old friends make 'net contact,
They overcame I.
They overcame I.
all those couplets count as one?
couplet depression
couplet depression
"coup coup" couplet quite a coup
to recoup the coup
to recoup the coup
again the punalty box?
no! ref missed the call
no! ref missed the call
I will not write frickin' wrap
per b1's request.
per b1's request.
Frank caught using Reynold's Wrap:
"Curses! Foiled again!"
"Curses! Foiled again!"
Nephew's upset, spilled his milk.
Cuplet for him now.
Cuplet for him now.
rap for Frickin' our seance
tonight on choka
tonight on choka
Welcome change from chokiacs:
Celebs, live *and* dead
Celebs, live *and* dead
I-yi-yi! Just caught your "I".
Aye, keep eye on you...
Aye, keep eye on you...
"You should choka!" birdhead said.
Opened can of worms.
Opened can of worms.
never knew I needed that
now can't live without
now can't live without
the ads so close I can click
placed beside comments
placed beside comments
pizza now is thine, birdhead
a well deserved slice
a well deserved slice
Hey! You! What? Here! Cars! Boats! Homes!
Sale? Yes! Stop! Look! Lease!
Sale? Yes! Stop! Look! Lease!
Speak in "Choka" while dreaming
Odd lines... odd again...
Odd lines... odd again...
Speak no evil, hear no e-
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
Last Word Verification:
dajewz... That's - "DA JEWZ"
dajewz... That's - "DA JEWZ"
Hear no evil, see no e-
"Download Video?"
"Download Video?"
Measures and countermeasures:
Search and SEO.
Search and SEO.
avoid wasting Saran wrap
measure twice, cut once
measure twice, cut once
Four meg, WinZipped: three point nine.
Well, zip-dee-doo-dah.
Well, zip-dee-doo-dah.
--== cut-off for choka wall-of-fame week 4 ==--
Week 4's over. That's a wrap.
Sure gonna miss Frank.
Sure gonna miss Frank.
Internet Zen conserves Frank?
Reincarnation?
Reincarnation?
Two hundred fifty six hues.
Prefered infinite.
Prefered infinite.
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